Archive for February, 2007

How To Save A Life – The Fray

February 28, 2007

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you’ve told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you’ve followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he’ll say he’s just not the same
And you’ll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Quizzes

February 25, 2007
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic.
You’re a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat.
Occasionally you’re a bit moody – but you usually stay sweet!

What Kind of Cake Are You?

So you think you know everything?

February 20, 2007

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

 


“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.

 


 

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

 

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”. (Are you doubting this?)

 

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

 

The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you’re going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

 

The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to “do” this one.)

 


 

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

 

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

 

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

 

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

 

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

 


 

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

 

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

 

A snail can sleep for three years.

 


 

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

 

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

 

Babies are born without kneecaps They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

 

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

 

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

 

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

 

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

 

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

 

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

 

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

 

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

 

 

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

 

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

 

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

Now you know everything!

Do you pass this test?

February 17, 2007

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the Bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Quizzes a forth time..

February 15, 2007
Your Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow.
You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don’t try to think away your troubles.
Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.

What Color Is Your Brain?

 

Your Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow.
You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don’t try to think away your troubles.
Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.

What Color Is Your Brain?

Sorry, Tim, there was no linux. :P

You Are 39% Misanthropic

You’re a little misanthropic – but who isn’t? Your reactions to other people are pretty normal.
You enjoy being friendly with people you encounter, but if you’re having a rough day, watch out!

How Misanthropic Are You?

German Engineering vs. Arab Technology

February 8, 2007

Chinese Proverbs

February 8, 2007

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

The Scottish responce to the New Zealand Haka

February 5, 2007

 Well, I’ve got the Aussie responce…

Sunday, Bloody Sunday – George Bush

February 3, 2007

Airport Cameras

February 3, 2007